My family and I went out to dinner for Cinco De Mayo so we went to a Mexican restaurant.   Much to my surprise the entertainment at the restaurant was not a mariachi band but an Elvis impersonator. Nothing says “Cinco DeMayo” like an Elvis impersonator… this guy was good… he even had his own fan club, and they were there in force. My birthday was the next day, so naturally I had to celebrate my birthday with him. Thank you, thank you very much.